A Funny Day....

I was about to step into the shower today when...
"Please, kind lady, help me... I need a towel."
I couldn't help but start giggling at this... thing, this... drowned rat with very large ears.

"Okay, that's enough. Give me a towel lady."

I wrapped the thing up and it dozed off...

Suddenly, it awoke, exclaiming, "Ta-Da!" To which I blinked and stared at it blankly.

"You mean, you don't recognize me?" I replied, "Hmm... you do look familiar..."

The thing became very sad and hid. I scratched my head, now where have I seen this thing before?

It suddenly became very angry. "IT'S ME! IT'S ME!!!!"

"You mean, you really don't know who I am?"

*Sigh* Food has lost its appeal...

"Woe is me..."

"JUST KIDDING, MADELEINE! I knew it was you all along!"

"Don't stick your tongue at me."

p.s. on a completely unrelated note. i have no idea how to crop pictures... help!
I guess I should rephrase that. I am able to on my computer... but I don't know how to. As in, I don't know what the "rules" are...